Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Liberals, We Know You Are Confused...Here's Some Help


Since the November 2010 elections, we know you liberals have been confused. Taking a real shellacking can do that. You didn't realize the American public was so against your tax-and-spend-us-into-oblivion policies. So, there's a reason you call us fiscally-responsible folks such nasty names as "terrorists" or "jihadists" or "hezbollah" - you are just confused. You need help. Here's some clarification for you: below left, a generic terrorist/jihadist/hezbollah guy; upper right, a typical Tea Party guy. See any difference? If not, keep in mind that the Tea Party folks want smaller government, more individual freedom, less government interference in our lives, less taxes, less spending, and a return to the founding fathers' philosophy as outlined in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States of America. Terrorists, jihadists and hezbollah folks want to wipe us off the face of the Earth if we don't join their religion - and even if we did that, they would probably still want to kill us all anyway. Big difference!

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